Sam Garcia & Dirty Alchemy presents…

RESULTS THAT

DON'T MAKE SENSE

A 5-Day Digital Experience on the Art of Getting High Conversion Rates - Even If You've Never Had Them Before or Believe They're Only Available for Other People

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I've been behind the scenes of over 100 launches with over $8M in launch revenue.

I've seen conversion rates of 2% (industry average).

I've also seen conversion rates of 75%.

"I went from zero sales in 3 months to a 75% conversion rate and signing 3 people in 2 days." -Ā Kristen

"I have my LIVE webinar for my launch starting in 2 hours with 986 people registered! I stopped registrations because I reached my tech limit of 500!" -Ā Donna

"In the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term coaching since dissolving my Patreon. This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output." -Ā Britten

"I had the highest monthly income this last month (almost $10K) and worked with the least amount of clients." -Ā Christine

These aren't flukes.

These are results that don't make sense to most people.

But they make perfect sense when you understand what actually creates high conversion rates.

Here's the truth:

Most people focus on tactics during a launch.

More posts. More emails. More webinars. More sales calls.

But that's not what creates high conversion rates.

What actually creates high conversion rates?

Here's what it's NOT:


āŒ More posts or emails

āŒ A bigger audience

āŒ Fancy funnels

āŒ Sales calls

āŒ Being "everywhere"

Most people are focused on the wrong shit.


The real secret?

It's what happens outside of your launch that determines what happens inside of it.

(I'm breaking down all of it in this 5-day experience)

YES, I WANT THIS

But here's what NO ONE talks about:

Ā Most launch trainings focus on strategy only (and you burn out).

Or energetics only (and you don't hit your goals).

You need BOTH.

That's what I'm teaching in this 5-day experience.

In this free 5-day experience, you will learn…

  • THE FOUNDATION: What a conversion rate actually is & why yours might be low (spoiler: it's not because you're "bad at marketing")

  • THE TRUST FACTOR: How to build trust BEFORE you launch so people are already pre-sold (this is what happens outside of launches)

  • THE NO-BRAINER OFFER: How to position your offer so people think "how is this even a question?" (it's not about price)

  • THE INTIMACY PIECE: How to create intimacy through your words so people feel like you GET them (this is what makes you stand out)

  • THE ENERGETICS: How to be the embodied example of your work & build hype/attention/energy (without feeling salesy or pushy)

  • THE MAGIC: Daily practices to magnetize dream clients who are ready to buy (not just freebie seekers)

LOGISTICS:

  • When: Monday, January 12 - Friday, January 16, 2026
  • Where: Lessons will be shared viaĀ email + in a private, pop-up Facebook group
  • What: Daily pre-recorded lessons + live office hours to help you finally crack the code on high conversion rates (so your next launch actually fills your program)
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In this free 5-day experience, you will learn…

  • THE STRUCTURE: The structural elements (like what offers, pricing, automations) that allow your business to hold & increase money on repeat
  • THE MARKETING: Predictable sales are common if you overwork… What’s less common is money that just stacks & builds & gets easier to make over time, through fun, repeatable marketing.
  • THE SCHEDULE: You can waste time on projects that burn you out and bring in short-term cash… or you can spend your time on things that compound on their own so each year you make more money, while working less. You’ll learn how to do the second 😜
  • THE MAGIC: In these 5 days we will dig into unconscious blocks, activate money magick, reset your identity so that predictable sales aren’t just a delusional intention… but something you effortlessly magnetize in.

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LOGISTICS:

  • When: Monday, January 12 - Friday, January 16, 2026
  • Where: Lessons will be shared viaĀ email + in a private, pop-up Facebook group
  • What: Daily pre-recorded lessons + live office hours to help you lock in your 2026 plan for predictable monthly revenue
GET YOUR FREE TICKET

the free live experience begins in:

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If you want your next launch to be the one where everything clicks...

If you're ready for results that don't make sense to most people...

Say yes to this free 5-day experience.

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After the free, live 5-day experience is over, the trainings will be available for purchase. So why the fuck wouldn’t you sign up now for free??

MEET SAM

I've been launching online programs for spiritual, creative businesses since 2013. Over the last 11+ years, I've helped clients generate over $8M in launch revenue - from first $5K launches to $1M+ program launches.

I've seen what works and what doesn't. I've seen the $300K launch that destroyed a business owner (3 months of burnout recovery). And I've seen my own $40K launch while traveling, working 15 minutes a day.

The difference? Understanding that high conversion rates aren't about doing MORE. They're about doing it differently.

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