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Sam Garcia & Dirty Alchemy presentsā€¦

A new free video training on how to become so magnetic that people throw their credit cards at you before you even open cart

ā€” the energetic + strategic fixes that has nothing to do with posting more, working harder, or selling your soul to the algorithm

(even if your audience is small and your last launch made you want to quit forever)

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I've been behind the scenes of over 100 launches with over $10M in launch revenue.

Here's the number that actually tells you if your launch is working:

Out of every 100 people who see your offer... how many actually buy?

That number is your conversion rate.

I've seen it at 1-2%. Industry average (demoralizing as hell).

I've also seen it at 75%.

Same industry. Same type of offer. Wildly different results.

The difference had nothing to do with audience size, ad spend, or how many emails they sent.

It had everything to do with what I'm teaching in this free training.

You don't need a "bigger audience."

You need a better conversion rate.

You already know your work is good.

You already know the people who find you love you.

What if the gap between where you are and where you want to be isn't about working harder, growing faster, or finally cracking the algorithm?

What if it's one number... and once you understand it, everything gets easier?

The people with the highest conversion rates aren't the most famous, the most followed, or the most prolific.

They just understand what actually makes people say yes.

And that is completely learnable.

"I went from zero sales in 3 months to a 75% conversion rate and signing 3 people in 2 days." -Ā Kristen

"I have my LIVE webinar for my launch starting in 2 hours with 986 people registered! I stopped registrations because I reached my tech limit of 500!" -Ā Donna

"In the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term coaching since dissolving my Patreon. This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output." -Ā Britten

"I had the highest monthly income this last month (almost $10K) and worked with the least amount of clients." -Ā Christine

What actually creates high conversion rates?

Here's what it's NOT:

āŒ More posts or emails ā€” I've had $94K cash months without posting every day. Volume is not the variable you think it is.

āŒ A bigger audience ā€” My mastermind went from taking 3 months to fill to selling out in 1 week. My audience didn't 10x. My conversion rate did.

āŒ Fancy funnels ā€” The most complicated launches I've ever seen were also the most miserable. For everyone involved.

āŒ Sales calls ā€” I haven't done a sales call in years. Neither have most of my highest-converting clients.

āŒ Being "everywhere" ā€” That's just burnout with a content calendar.

YES, I WANT THIS

WhatĀ most launch trainings get wrong:

They teach strategy only.

(and you burn out executing a plan that never quite feels like you)

Or they teach energetics only.

(and you feel aligned and magical and somehow still don't hit your goals)

You need both. Working together. That's the whole game.

Your magnetic truth + the right energetics +Ā practical actionsĀ = conversion rates that make people say "wait, how is she doing that."

That's exactly what this training teaches.

In this free video training, you will learnā€¦

  • THE FOUNDATION:Ā What a conversion rate actually is & why yours might be low & why it's almost never because you're bad at marketing or need a bigger audience. Once you understand this, everything else clicks.

  • THE TRUST FACTOR:Ā How to build trust before you launch so people arrive already pre-sold. This is the work that happens outside of your launch ā€” and it's the thing most people are completely skipping.

  • THE NO-BRAINER OFFER:Ā How to position your offer so people think "how is this even a question?" It's not about lowering your price. It's about the depth of connection between your offer and what your people actually need right now.

  • THE INTIMACY PIECE:Ā How to create intimacy through your words so people feel like you GET them before they've spent a dime. This is what makes you impossible to ignore & impossible to replace with someone cheaper.

  • THE ENERGETICS:Ā How to be the embodied example of your work and build hype, attention, and energy without feeling salesy, pushy, or like you're begging people to buy. The energetics are at least 50% of the game. We're not skipping this.

LOGISTICS:

The training drops Monday, March 16 at 9am ET and is available until Friday, March 27 ā€” in video, audio, and fully transcribed so you can consume it however works for you.

Live Q&A: Monday, March 23 at 3pm ET. Bring your launch questions, your "nothing is working and I don't know why" questions, your "I've tried everything" questions, and anything in between.

After March 27, this training will only be available for purchase.

So why the fuck wouldn't you sign up now for free?

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In this free 5-day experience, you will learnā€¦

  • THE STRUCTURE: The structural elements (like what offers, pricing, automations) that allow your business to hold & increase money on repeat
  • THE MARKETING: Predictable sales are common if you overworkā€¦ Whatā€™s less common is money that just stacks & builds & gets easier to make over time, through fun, repeatable marketing.
  • THE SCHEDULE: You can waste time on projects that burn you out and bring in short-term cashā€¦ or you can spend your time on things that compound on their own so each year you make more money, while working less. Youā€™ll learn how to do the second šŸ˜œ
  • THE MAGIC: In these 5 days we will dig into unconscious blocks, activate money magick, reset your identity so that predictable sales arenā€™t just a delusional intentionā€¦ but something you effortlessly magnetize in.

LOGISTICS:

TheĀ training drops Monday, March 16 at 9am ETĀ and is available untilĀ Friday, March 27Ā ā€” inĀ video, audio, and fully transcribedĀ so you can consume it however works for you.

Live Q&A: Monday, March 23 at 3pm ET. Bring your launch questions, your "nothing is working and I don't know why" questions, your "I've tried everything" questions, and anything in between.

After March 27, this training will only be available for purchase.

SoĀ why the fuck wouldn't you sign up now for free?

GET YOUR FREE TICKET

MEET SAM

I've been launching online programs for spiritual, creative businesses since 2013.

Over the last 10+ years I've helped clients generate over $10M in launch revenueĀ - from first $5K launches to $2.5M+ program launches.

I've launched books, masterminds, memberships, self-study courses, and high-ticket group programs. I've been the secret strategist behind some of your favorite online businesses.

I've seen what a $300K launch looks like when it destroys the person running it - so burnt out she needed 3 months to recover, even though the numbers looked incredible from the outside.

And I've had my own $57K launch while on a ski trip, working maybe 15 minutes a day, with zero ads and zero sales calls, just a handful of pre-written emails and posts and a pre-recorded video.

I've had much bigger launches. But this one is my favorite to talk about, because it proves that the size of your results has nothing to do with how hard you grind for them.

The difference between those two stories isn't luck, audience size, or hustle.

It's understanding what actually creates high conversion rates.

That's what I'm teaching in this free training.

Your next launch gets to be the one where people say "I've been waiting for this" instead of "let me think about it."

sign up for the freeĀ training

Drop your info below & I'll see you inside.

After Friday, March 27, the training will be available for purchase. So why the fuck wouldnā€™t you sign up now for free??

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