Sam Garcia & Dirty Alchemy presents…
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REGENERATIVE BUSINESS ECOSYSTEMÂ
A monthly membership for online rebels, witches, and wildly creative entrepreneurs
who want to build regenerative businesses that nourish their bodies, bank accounts, and the world
– without selling their souls to the algorithm or burning out on endless launch cycles.
Trusted by hundreds of students & clients building ethical, profitable, nervous-system-safe businesses
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If you're a spell-casting, strategy-nerding, marketing-hating weirdo genius
with a body that's begging for rest
and a soul that knows you're meant for more…Â
you're in the right place!
Especially if you’re craving a business that supports your nervous system and your next $100K+ leap
(with less stress, more spaciousness, and a whole lot more you)
This is for you if you’re done with:
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Cobbling together advice that was never made for your brain, your body, or your values
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Worshipping at the altar of the algorithm or launch cycles that leave you fried
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Wondering if you’re “doing it wrong” just because it doesn’t look like business bros who’ve never met a chakra
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Nature is the ultimate systems designer.
When your business is built in coherence with natural patterns – cycles, capacity, relationship, and compounding – the results stop feeling fragile.
The world starts responding in ways no algorithm could ever plan for.
For example:
⚡ An evergreen funnel that finally works & takes your monthly revenue from $20K average to $80K average
⚡ making 50% of last year's income in the first month of the yearÂ
⚡ 500 workshop signups while you're away on a silent meditation retreat...
(Yes, those are just a few of my student's real results)
I’m not going to lie... I resisted creating this for over a year.
My intuition was poking at me, but my mind was pushing back.
I’ve seen memberships implode from the inside:
- People don’t stay
- Engagement drops
- It turns into a content dump instead of a container
And I’ve been in memberships that made me feel like a number – overwhelmed, behind, and quietly wondering if I was “doing it wrong.”
I knew I didn’t want to create that.
What I did know was this:
I wanted a way for people to access everything I’ve ever created without having to guess what to do next.
(and students asking if there was a way to do that!)
I wanted a place where wildly creative, neurodivergent, activist-minded, wealth-positive rebels could actually find each other.
I wanted a way to work with you every single month (not just during launches) so we could deepen into implementation, refinement, and real traction over time.
And I wanted the integration of regenerative business design, copywriting alchemy, and magic as the anchor for growth.
I also know that launching a membership based on my high standards would mean quite a few tweaks to "business as usual"...
To do that, there were a few non-negotiables...
1. Every member would need a path that actually fits them.
Not a one-size-fits-all formula. Not a generic “start here” checklist.
The moment you join, you get instant access to the Radical Riches Pathway – a clear orientation that shows you:
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what phase of business you’re in (from early-stage to legacy)
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what actually deserves your attention right now
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what you can stop worrying about
You’ll know which trainings to prioritize, which practices to anchor into, and which real-world actions will actually move the needle.
You won’t be left to figure it out alone.
2. Live support, every month
(Implementation, Somatic Embodiment, Q&A, Copywriting Critiques...)
The best business support doesn’t come from a course. It comes from understanding the nuance you + your business needs.
That’s why I designed RBE to include live support, not just prerecorded lessons.
Every month, we gather live so you can bring your real questions:
Strategy. Sales. Messaging. Team. Launch plans. Or the quiet, shamey stuff like “Why does this feel hard when it’s supposed to be working?”
You’ll get answers directly from me (not a junior coach, not an AI bot) with the nuance, honesty, and energetic attunement you’d get as a private client.
3. True resilient systems center around the long-term vision
In order to grow a resilient ecosystem that stays strong in chaotic times, you have to think in decades – not just current trends.
RBE is built around seasonal, regenerative rhythms, not constant output.
You’re allowed to slow down. Go quiet. Let things compost.
You're also allowed to lean into manic creative periods & pour that energy into projects that BUILD your predictable revenue over time. (Don't worry, I'll help you identify what those are)
4. The moment you join, you get access to everything I’ve ever created
– because I want you to have what you need, when you need it.
Many of us (myself included) process through immersion – we like to flood our systems with new ideas, make unexpected connections, follow the spark.
Business growth isn’t always linear; it’s often subtle shifts across multiple areas at once that create exponential results.
5. A community that welcomes the joy and paradox of rebelling against the toxic, exploitative systems, while also making more money than ever...
The people this work attracts are some of the most grounded, visionary, and integrity-filled entrepreneurs I’ve ever met, and that didn’t happen by accident...
This isn’t just a space to learn; it’s a place to find collaborators, creative kin, and lifelong friendships that fuel the work and the person doing it.
Here’s how the Regenerative Business Ecosystem works:
- Start your membership today and get instant access to every course, template, ritual, and strategy I’ve ever created – including the Radical Riches Pathway, which shows you exactly where you are in your business journey and what to focus on next.
- Come to our live monthly calls for real-time support on your messaging, launches, strategy, and capacity – plus somatic tools to regulate your nervous system, move through blocks as they arise, and expand your capacity to be seen in your Big Mission.
- Finally have a dedicated space to build your business in rhythm with your values, surrounded by other rebellious entrepreneurs who get it (and won’t make you explain why you care about justice and want to make bank).
- Get support for your entire journey – from refining your next offer or relaunching your signature course, to expanding your business into a regenerative, legacy-level ecosystem.
My wish is for regenerative business to be the standard. Where starting a business inherently means making a better place.Â
While that feels a bit farfetched when watching the news - I believe it is in our blood to be stewards for good on this planet.
And when we show people that there is a better way - a way that actually feels good to our bodies and souls - then it can catch like wildfire ❤️‍🔥
I believe business should feel like a spell cast in alignment with your legacy – not a hustle to survive capitalism.
I believe the fire in your veins is the most strategic asset you have.
I believe business should nourish your nervous system, not fry it.
Here’s exactly what you get as a Regenerative Business Ecosystem member:
1. COMPLETE REGENERATIVE BUSINESS LIBRARY
Get instant access to every course I’ve ever created – including Copywriting Alchemy, Evergreen Ecosystems, Sacred Attraction Formula, and other programs that teach you how to write copy that sells and casts spells, build regenerative funnels, and launch without draining your life force.
(Plus all the mini-courses on offers, branding, team building, and systems that actually work.)
2. THE RADICAL RICHES PATHWAY
Follow my step-by-step roadmap for growing a legacy-level regenerative business – no matter where you're starting from.
You’ll get clear, phase-specific guidance on what to focus on next, and what to stop wasting energy on (so you’ll never again ask, “What should I be doing right now?”)
3. LIVE MONTHLY CALLS
Twice a month, we gather for real-time support, strategy hot seats, somatic coaching, and nuanced, energetically-attuned insight into your copy, launches, team, and business model.
Bring your mess. Bring your magic. Bring your stuck spots and your BIG WINS.
4. EXCLUSIVE AUDIO DROPSÂ
Tap into a private podcast feed where I share behind-the-scenes riffs on what’s pulsing in the collective field, creative downloads, energetic patterns I’m seeing in business, and how I’m navigating growth inside my own ecosystem.
5. VAULT OF TEMPLATES & RITUALSÂ
Access a growing library of 50+ tools - including sales page frameworks, onboarding sequences, launch timelines, pricing calculators, email templates, and pre-launch rituals that anchor your energy before you even hit “publish.”
Fan favorites include:
→ My highest-converting cart close email
→ The onboarding sequence that feels like a secret initiation
→ The spreadsheet I use to plan regenerative launch timelines
6. COMMUNITY OF BRILLIANT WEIRDOSÂ
Connect with hundreds of rebellious, visionary leaders – entrepreneurs who believe in justice and joy, ritual and revenue, softness and strategy.
Inside our private community space, you’ll find collaborators, deep friendships, business support, and a sense of belonging you didn’t know you were missing.
YES, THAT INCLUDES ALL OF MY FULL COURSES, INCLUDING:
Copywriting Alchemy
Learn to write words that sell and cast spells.
This is storytelling meets sales strategy—so your launches feel like love letters, not manipulation.
Evergreen Ecosystems
Redesign your funnel so it actually supports you. Less pressure, more pleasure. A steady stream of aligned buyers—without constant launch cycles.
Sacred Attraction Formula
Discover your aligned launch method. This bestselling course helps you launch without selling your soul—by aligning with your own energy, values, and natural magnetism.
Peak Visibility
Your visibility plan without the burnout. For those of us who don’t want to go viral—but do want our work to be seen, known, and felt.
Monetize Your Magic
 A 7-module business reset for spiritual online service providers ready to raise their prices, refine their messaging, and build consistent, soul-aligned income—without compromising their intuition or weirdness.
ALL THE MINI COURSES, INCLUDING:
Drool Worthy Offers
Craft an irresistible, soul-aligned offer that practically sells itself. Because no matter how brilliant your work is—if the container isn’t clear and magnetic, your people won’t bite.
Mini Offer Madness
Make money fast with a bite-sized, low-lift offer that energizes your audience and business. Perfect for a cash injection, a creativity reset, or a way to test a new idea without overbuilding.
Somatic Branding Masterclass
 Define the felt sense of your brand so that your presence does the heavy lifting. This masterclass goes beyond logos and fonts. It’s about identity, resonance, and the subtle cues that make people feel you.
Build Your Dream Team
 Hire the right person in 30 days or less. Because scaling shouldn’t mean doing more—it means being supported more. This course helps you hire consciously and regeneratively.
Your Root System
 Systems, metrics, and time management that feel like soul care. Finally understand how to track what matters, automate with integrity, and run your business in a way that honors your energy.
That’s over $6,441 of trainings & we haven’t even touched live support, community, or the deeper ways this ecosystem holds you.
sexy, steady money needs sexy, steady support.
The Regenerative Business Ecosystem is designed the same way I teach you to design your income: steady, structured, supportive, and built to compound over time.
It’s about creating a baseline that holds you – month after month.
Choose your path below:
Monthly Membership
 $199/monthÂ
$150/month
✔️ Complete Regenerative Business Library ($6,441 if you buy on their own)
✔️ The Radical Riches Pathway (your step-by-step roadmap through every stage of business growth)
✔️ Live Monthly Calls with Sam
✔️ The Business Sorcery Vault (50+ templates, rituals, and behind-the-scenes tools I actually use)
✔️ Exclusive Audio Drops (private podcast feed with unfiltered, real-time insight + creative downloads)
✔️ Community of Magical Misfits (hosted on Facebook)
START TODAYAnnual Membership
  $1,800Â
$1,500 (aka 2 months free)
Most long-term members choose annual because it removes monthly decision fatigue and creates space for deeper, compounding results.
✔️ Includes everything in the monthly membership, plus:
🌟 Pay-in-Full Bonus: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
A clear, grounded starting point so you know exactly where to focus inside the ecosystem.
You’ll complete a short intake, and I’ll personally review your responses to:
- orient you to the most aligned trainings and tools
- help you skip overwhelm
- get traction faster, with less effort
🌟 $300 in savings – and the satisfaction of committing to a full year of business that actually feels good to run.
START TODAYEarly bird pricing expires in...
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🌟 PAY IN FULL BONUS:
Personalized Onboarding with Sam
If you want a faster, easier way to know exactly where to start (instead of getting lost in the sea of resources)...
If you know you want to go all in (and want a clear, grounded starting point) annual members receive personalized onboarding with me.
As soon as you join, you’ll fill out a short (and slightly magical) intake form. I’ll personally review your responses and point you to the most aligned tools, trainings, and practices based on your energy, business model, and goals.
Not only will you save hours (and avoid that “I should be doing everything” spiral), but you’ll also get a starting point that actually makes sense for you, so you can dive into the work that moves the needle right now.
What Past Clients Have Said About My Containers:
This is a select list from a Google Doc containing many many more testimonials from past clients and students...
“​​This last month I had my highest monthly income and worked with least amount of clients -yessss!….
"AND my long term client/mentee said yes to coaching and starts in January! Thank you all for the support and patience…this experience working with y’all continues to be the gift that keeps on giving ;)”
– ChristineÂ
“The other magical business owners I’ve met here are Kind, generous, powerful, insightful, creative, leading new innovation into their fields. I’ve made friends and supporters for life!”
- Caroline
“Celebrating that in the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term astro-coaching since dissolving my Patreon and I haven't even announced this yet to my newsletter or IG community.
"This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output. Yes yes yes.”
– Britten
“I feel so held by Sam Garcia. Best decision I made all year was to be a part of this group.”
– Olga
“I've been on this path and bought soo many business courses, but nothing has equaled the shifts & jumps & magick I've experienced here with you lovely ladies!
"Thank you so much for offering this beautiful container 💜🙏🏼”
– Teresa
“I’ve already received more money than the amount I'd set for myself this month, and I haven't even completed making or sharing an offer yet :)”
— Yeeve
“The day after we spoke, I sold a $4700 coaching package and it was the EASIEST call I've ever had! She was SO excited to PAY IN FULL ON THE PHONE and didn't even ASK THE PRICE, and didn't bat an eye when I told her!
"AND she said she LOVED the idea of committing to a package!
"AND she is the successful executive woman that wants to feel sexy and feminine and is ready to invest in her transformation that you planted the seed in my mind as an ideal client a couple months ago! 🤯”
— Sureya
“I reviewed my journal this morning from when I first said yes to this program. I have wildly surpassed all the number goals I wrote down.
"I've been very held here and felt extremely resourced.”
— B
“Every month that I've been in the container, I’ve doubled my income easily. Like, super duper easily with no extra work. I'm not even pitching, it's just flowing in.
"The ease with which it has happened is incredible. All of that is because this is a very magical container.”
- Robin
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
So what exactly do I get every month?
Do I get instant access to everything when I sign up?
If I join as a monthly member, can I upgrade to an annual membership later?
What’s your cancellation policy?
I’m not great at marketing / funnels / writing copy—will this still work for me?
Does this include Copywriting Alchemy / Evergreen Ecosystems / Sacred Attraction Formula?
I have a super specific business model—will this still work for me?
What if I don’t know what phase of business I’m in... or where to start?
Do I need fancy software or a team to implement what you teach?
I have one more question. How can I reach out to you?
Ready to join?
Here’s a recap of what you get:
Monthly Membership
 $199/monthÂ
$150/month
✔️ Full access to the Complete Regenerative Business Library ($6,441 value)
✔️ The Radical Riches Pathway (your phase-specific roadmap)
✔️ Live monthly calls with Sam
✔️ The Business Sorcery Vault (50+ templates, rituals, and systems)
✔️ Exclusive audio drops (private podcast feed)
✔️ Community of magical misfits (hosted on Facebook)
Annual Membership
 $1,800Â
$1,500Â Â (2 months free)
✔️ Everything included in the monthly membership
✔️ Plus $300 off (AKA 2 months free)
🌟 PIF BONUS: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
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