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Sam Garcia & Dirty Alchemy presentsā€¦
MONEY ON REPEAT

A free, live 5-day experience to build predictable monthly income you can rely on.

I'M SO IN!

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I've had predictable income since day 1 of my business - this year, I have $511,200

In 2026 I have over $500K already on the books.

That means if I do zero launches & turn off all my ad funnels then that money will still come in.

And if I stack on my planned ā€œbare minimumā€ launches I predict $904,203, conservatively.

And if I also layer on my ad funnels, I should be at $1,024,203Ā 

(though that could be way way higher if I choose to spend a bit more energy on my ads v. checking them a couple times a month)

ā€¦with no new programs or crazy marketing campaigns.

This is just my PREDICTABLE baseline.

(though bc Iā€™m a creative at heart, Iā€™m sure there will be additional things I create and do, but those are just GRAVY)

But this isnā€™t (just) because Iā€™m amazing at what I do & Iā€™ve been in business for 13 yearsā€¦

šŸšØ Iā€™ve had predictable monthly income since day 1 of running my business.

I built my business for this ā€“ as the main breadwinner for my family & as a highly sensitive person ā€“ my life & my nervous system just couldnā€™t handle a rollercoaster of up and down revenue.

I've since studied how to break it all down and help my clients do the same and I want it to be your turn too.

GET PREDICTABLE REVENUE

Making money as a woman ā€“

and as anyone marginalized by race, class, gender, sexuality, or ability ā€“

is both a revolutionary act and a non-negotiable in a society built on extraction, unpaid labor, and systemic inequality.

And Iā€™ve seen this again and again:

sensitive, attuned people are actually the best stewards of wealth.

We donā€™t hoard it. We circulate it. We use it to care for our families, our communities, and the causes on our hearts.

In the last three years alone, my business has sold 14,396 products online ā€“ and that predictable income has funded reforestation, helped build housing for fire survivors, and supported the growth of over 100,000 pounds of food given away for free.

So Iā€™ll ask you this:

What becomes possible when cash flows in month after month ā€“ without you having to push, scramble, or work much more than you already are?

Sexy. Steady. Money.

In this free 5-day experience, you will learnā€¦

  • THE STRUCTURE: The structural elements (like what offers, pricing, automations) that allow your business to hold & increase money on repeat
  • THE MARKETING: Predictable sales are common if you overworkā€¦ Whatā€™s less common is money that just stacks & builds & gets easier to make over time, through fun, repeatable marketing.
  • THE SCHEDULE: You can waste time on projects that burn you out and bring in short-term cashā€¦ or you can spend your time on things that compound on their own so each year you make more money, while working less. Youā€™ll learn how to do the second šŸ˜œ
  • THE MAGIC: In these 5 days we will dig into unconscious blocks, activate money magick, reset your identity so that predictable sales arenā€™t just a delusional intentionā€¦ but something you effortlessly magnetize in.

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LOGISTICS:

  • When: Monday, January 12 - Friday, January 16, 2026
  • Where: Lessons will be shared viaĀ email + in a private, pop-up Facebook group
  • What: Daily pre-recorded lessons + live office hours to help you lock in your 2026 plan for predictable monthly revenue
GET YOUR FREE TICKET

In this free 5-day experience, you will learnā€¦

  • THE STRUCTURE: The structural elements (like what offers, pricing, automations) that allow your business to hold & increase money on repeat
  • THE MARKETING: Predictable sales are common if you overworkā€¦ Whatā€™s less common is money that just stacks & builds & gets easier to make over time, through fun, repeatable marketing.
  • THE SCHEDULE: You can waste time on projects that burn you out and bring in short-term cashā€¦ or you can spend your time on things that compound on their own so each year you make more money, while working less. Youā€™ll learn how to do the second šŸ˜œ
  • THE MAGIC: In these 5 days we will dig into unconscious blocks, activate money magick, reset your identity so that predictable sales arenā€™t just a delusional intentionā€¦ but something you effortlessly magnetize in.

Ā 

LOGISTICS:

  • When: Monday, January 12 - Friday, January 16, 2026
  • Where: Lessons will be shared viaĀ email + in a private, pop-up Facebook group
  • What: Daily pre-recorded lessons + live office hours to help you lock in your 2026 plan for predictable monthly revenue
GET YOUR FREE TICKET

the free live experience begins in:

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If you want your 2026 (and beyond) to be your year of sexy, steady moneyā€¦ say yes to MONEY ON REPEAT.

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