Dirty Alchemy Presents:
Whether you're launching for the first time or scaling to 6-figure months, Launch Alchemy is where strategy meets sorcery & where your next launch becomes the one that actually changes everything.
In an online reality where 71% of consumers say they trust companies LESS than they did last year…
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...the entrepreneurs who are going to WIN their next launch aren't the ones with the biggest ad budget, the most complex funnel, or the longest email sequence.
They're the ones their audience actually trusts.
Launch Alchemy is where you learn to stop chasing "cold leads" and start magnetizing and converting the right people... so your next launch feels less like a month you have to survive and more like a movement people are dying to be part of.
It's time to stop launching like everyone else & finally start attracting like the magnetic force you actually are.
Let me guess…
When you sit down to plan your next launch, you're copying the formula you saw someone else use.
You're stacking more events, more emails, more tactics on top of each other... hoping that more will finally be enough.
You're pushing harder into an audience that's already exhausted by being sold to.
You have a launch strategy that technically works... but leaves you depleted, disconnected, and lowkey dreading the next one.
You've watched someone "simpler" than you outsell you & you can't figure out why.
Here's why: your audience doesn't need more content. They need a reason to trust you.
(Luckily that’s exactly what I’m going to teach you in Launch Alchemy)
And trust isn't built through complexity.
It's built through clarity. Conviction. And the kind of magnetic, unmistakable presence that makes people feel like you get them before they've even bought.
It's time to ditch the factory model, witch. 😉
Learn the launch strategy and energetics that let you show up with full conviction, so the right people find you, feel you, and say yes before you even open the cart.
That's what leads to your biggest launch yet & clients who show up feeling like they've been waiting for you their whole life.
After being behind the scenes of 50+ launches
- $5 digital products to multi-five-figure masterminds,
- first-time launchers to 7-figure businesses...
I've learned that the most complex launches are rarely worth the burnout and expense they require.
Let me tell you from experience: COMPLEX ≠ POWERFUL. And PROFITABLE ≠ COMPLICATED.
But a founder with a deeply trusted audience? They can sell out from a handful of emails and 15 minutes a day.
These days... I can put in 15 minutes of work a day & these are the results in sales.
No luck required. No big list required. Just understanding what trust-based launching looks like.
This is what I'm masterful at & I'm gonna share everything with you.
A trust-based launch is the secret sauce to:
- Attracting totally aligned strangers who feel like they already know you before they've spent a dime
- Selling out a brand new offer before cart close, without burning yourself out or begging people to buy
- Having your launch feel like a creative joy instead of a factory shift
- Re-signing clients again and again because they trust where you're taking them next
- Receiving the kind of testimonials that make you cry a little
- Building momentum that compounds so each launch is easier and more magnetic than the last
My student Jess sold out a brand new program before cart close without even being on social media. Her launch event converted at 34%.
How do we do this?
- Offer Magnetism: When you're genuinely, deeply in love with what you've created & you know exactly how it connects to what your people need... selling stops feeling like convincing. It feels like sharing something you can't shut up about.
- Aligned Launch Plan: There's no one-size-fits-all launch timeline here. We blend your creation style with just enough structure that you never feel behind, and enough intuitive freedom that your launch feels alive - whether it's a flash sale or a month-long high-ticket rollout.
- Bold Authority: You are the proof. We work on you owning how genuinely epic you are and getting loud about it! (because grounded, unapologetic credibility is one of the most magnetic forces in any launch)
- Regenerative Generosity: Give so much value through your launch that people can fully taste what it's like to be in your world. When your launch feels good to be part of, selling stops feeling sleazy (for you or them)
- Magic & Energetics: The unseen half of every successful launch. We don't skip this part.
what's included
✨ 9 HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS
- How to fall deeply in love with your offer & channel that into launch energy that's impossible to ignore
- The Aligned Launch Plan: building your launch around your creation style, energy, and timeline
- Energetics of a launch: how to sync with your natural rhythms, the moon, and your own magic cycles
- How to sell authentically at your launch events without feeling like a used car salesman
- Launching without a big audience, paid ads, or a sales team
… and many more.
✨ TWO TRACKS — YOUR CHOICE
The Non-Conformist Track – for the rebel who hates templates and wants to launch entirely on their own terms, with full freedom to break every rule.
The Treasure Map Track – for the person who thrives on structure. A day-by-day, step-by-step 28-day launch plan so you always know exactly what to do next.
✨ LAUNCHES IN THE WILD
Real behind-the-scenes case studies of actual launches: the highs, the lows, what worked, what flopped, and exactly what to steal for your own.
✨ 28 DAYS OF DAILY MAGICAL ACTS
Practices to align your energy, transmute fear into fuel, and call in your most aligned launch yet. Don't skip this module! The energetics are half the game.
✨ TEMPLATES & RESOURCES So you never start from a blank page:
- Sales page template
- Launch event landing page template
- Sales email sequence template
- Show up live email sequence template
- Launch planning workbook
- Copywriting templates for launch emails and social posts
- Tech recommendations for seamless launches
- Canva templates for launch visuals
Today's Price:
$999
Or get started today for as little as $99!
My student Jenna was fully booked with 1:1 clients and ready to scale. She used Launch Alchemy to run a last-minute group program launch and enrolled 6 women at $3,000 each from just 3 Instagram stories.
(what if it was that easy for you?)
Here's what I know about launches after doing this since 2013:
A launch is almost always the secret ingredient behind a "best month ever."
I remember celebrating my first $40K month (a launch made that possible). Then it became $55K. Then $94K. Then $165K. And it's kept growing.
That's not a fluke. That's what happens when you learn to launch well.
565 students have already gone through this program. And it's an undeniable pattern:
Like Joey 👉
👈 And Deb
My real secret intention for you?
To make you actually fall in love with launching. 👹
Instead of something you dread, white-knuckle through, and recover from for weeks... launching becomes the most exciting, creative, alive thing you do in your business.
(and it's okay if you're reading this thinking "yeah right" lol)
Just like the humans who've already been through Launch Alchemy:
Barbara planned her first real launch, stuck to the plan, got 136 people into her free training, enrolled her first clients — and said her writing started feeling like "an actual art form." 👉
👈 Carla ran a mini-launch to her email list and Facebook group — 60 registrations, 25 upsell buyers, zero paid ads.
Your Questions Answered
+ I've already taken launch courses before...
+ What is the format of Launch Alchemy?
+ Who is this course for?
+ Will this work if I’ve never launched before?
+ What if I have no audience or email list?
+ What if I already have a successful business?
+ How much time will this take?
+ Launching has burnt me out before...
+ I have a question... Can we chat?
If you got all the way down to the bottom of the page & just want to see the fuckton of testimonials Launch Alchemy has received...
Please indulge yourself (and know this gets to be possible for you too)
"The day after we spoke, I sold a $4700 coaching package and it was the EASIEST call I’ve ever had! Several discovery calls were booked after, and old clients reached out for more sessions."
– Happy Client
"I had a HUGE win today enrolling two people in my program. I also received two invitations to speak in upcoming summits!"
– Happy Client
"I’ve already received more money than the amount I’d set for myself this month, and I haven’t even completed making or sharing an offer yet!"
– Happy Client
"I’ve been on this path and bought soo many business courses, but nothing has equaled the shifts & jumps & magick I’ve experienced here with you lovely ladies!"
– Happy Client
"My email list has grown, I feel way more confident in how I show up, I’ve had a total energetic transplant and mindset shift regarding visibility and money. I understand the nuts and bolts and bigger picture of how digital marketing works."
– Happy Client
"I went from zero sales in 3 months to a 75% conversion rate and signing 3 people in 2 days."
– Happy Client
"WoooooHooooo! I have my LIVE webinar for my launch starting in 2 hours with 986 people registered! I stopped registrations because I reached my tech limit of 500!"
– Happy Client
"Celebrating that in the last few weeks I’ve secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term coaching since dissolving my Patreon. This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output."
– Happy Client
"I had the highest monthly income this last month (almost 10k) and worked with the least amount of clients. My long-term mentee signed up for coaching starting in January!"
– Happy Client
Somewhere between your first launch and your best month ever is a version of you who stopped dreading this and started loving it.
Your next 'best month ever' starts with your next launch. And your launch after that? Even bigger.
In Launch Alchemy, you'll finally have the strategy, the energetics, and the magnetic presence to make that happen again and again.
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