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The Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan

What if you could have a wildly successful launch without the stress?

What if you never had to plan out your online program launch again because you had an easy to use, step-by-step launch guide?

With the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan, there’s no scrambling to figure out how your next launch should go. You’ll learn how to plan a highly effective, successful, and sustainable launch — in just 2 hours. And we’ll give you all the tools you need to do it.

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If you’ve ever launched an online course or program before, or if you’re in the process of preparing for your first launch right now, then you know that they can be… stressful.

You might have struggled with 60 (or more) hour work weeks during launches, confusion over which tasks you should delegate to the rest of your team, double and triple checking your to-do list and still having things fall through the cracks…

There’s a better way.

In just 2 hours, your launch could be completely planned out, start to finish. With your team, your killer program, and your emotional energy all accounted for.

So you can turn your pre-launch stress into seamless productivity

…using the tried-and-true methods we share in this easy-to-follow, step-by-step guide.

I'M READY!

The Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan 
will help you plan your next launch in just 2 hours by giving you a launch template that you can customize for your team.

Right now, you might be struggling with pre-launch anxiety. Maybe you feel caught up in the rollercoaster of exhaustion, being emotionally drained, never getting a full night’s sleep, and having team members quit on you…

Imagine if during your next launch, you felt energized and rejuvenated by the success of your business because you didn’t have to worry about planning everything yourself.

You can make that a reality in just 2 hours with the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan!

YES! I’M READY FOR A STRESS-FREE LAUNCH

Tell me if this sounds like you...

  • You struggle with pre-launch anxiety

  • You’re tired of sleepless nights and feeling burnt out even before your launch is over 

  • You wish there was a way to make your launch more efficient and organized

What if there was a way that you could have a done-for-you system that will guide you through each phase of the launch process?

A lot of online businesses will say launches are chaotic and exhausting. Period.

But they don’t have to be!

That’s why we created the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan template + system.

WE’RE SHARING THE EXACT METHOD WE’VE USED FOR PLANNING DOZENS OF LAUNCHES FOR CLIENTS. LAUNCHES THAT ARE ACTUALLY SUSTAINABLE, WITH SPECIAL CARE GIVEN TO THE BEST WAYS TO DECOMPRESS DURING A LAUNCH.

Because I want you to walk away from your next launch feeling excited to do it again.

So if you want a launch plan that will only take you 2 hours and make your life way easier...

Grab the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan today...

 

$297

Now only $37!

 

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100% Money Back Guarantee

If you’re not 100% satisfied with the workshop within 7 days, we will offer you a full refund.

Why "2 Hours to Launch"?

Hi there, I’m Sam from Dirty Alchemy 👋

We help 6- and 7-figure magical online businesses launch life-changing programs and courses.

We’ve managed dozens of launches over the past decade, and we’ve seen everything online launches have to offer: the beauty and magic of birthing a new program into the world…

...and the stress, pressure, and all-out mental breakdowns that can come with it.

Launching a new program is a lot! There’s so much mental and emotional energy that goes into it. Not just for the CEO (although as business owners we deal with a ton of the launch pressure!) but also for everyone on our team.

We’ve seen teams fall apart during launches because they’re disorganized and chaotic.

And we’ve seen the would-be incredible programs they were launching bring that negative energy with them into the world.

But…

We’ve also seen businesses triple their revenue, attract thousands of new clients, and become stronger than ever through launching.

We’ve led launches that are actually fun, where the team celebrates together and the new online program is birthed into the world feeling fan-freaking-tastic.

All that positive energy is yours to create during your launch.

It’s alllll about how you get it done.

That’s why we created the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan. Over the years, we’ve perfect our system of raking in money for our clients without the stress that most entrepreneurs think is just part of launching.

We’re making the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan public so that we can help online entrepreneurs launch their program in a way that’s efficient, organized, wildly successful, and totally stress-free.

We're sharing what we know from our experience planning online program launches for dozens of 6- and 7- figure online businesses...

Years ago, we started managing online launches that had the typical chaotic launch roller coasters that so many businesses are used to... 

And we set out to change that.

Now, we understand how launches become stressful…

So we know exactly what business owners need to do (and avoid!) to make them stress-free.

The trick?

A detailed launch plan that tells you exactly WHAT you need to do and WHEN you need to do it for the 3 month period around the launch.

We’ve spent a decade learning how to have a highly successful launch without the anxiety

so that you don’t have to.

Our Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan guide is essentially a decade in the making…

...But it'll only take you 2 hours to implement!

Ready for the guide that’s going to transform your launches from endless stress to “hell yes!”?

DOWNLOAD YOUR DIRTY ALCHEMY LAUNCH PLAN TODAY

Get the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan today for only  $297  $37!

 

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100% Money Back Guarantee

If you’re not 100% satisfied with the workshop within 7 days, we will offer you a full refund.

What you’ll get...

01
DONE-FOR-YOU 3-MONTH
ONLINE PROGRAM LAUNCH TEMPLATES

Steal my online launch template from managing dozens of multiple-5 and 6 figure online course launches. Created in both Asana & Trello so that you can plug them into your team’s project management system today.

Value: $197

02
5-WEEK MINI-LAUNCH TEMPLATES

Have a small product that you want to sell next month? Or just doing a small re-open of your membership to boost sales mid-Quarter? Use this template to make sure you have everything you need laid out for a last-minute launch.

Value: $97

03
THE DIRTY ALCHEMY LAUNCH
PLANNING WORKBOOK

This 20-page workbook will get you clear on everything you need to decide on for your big launch. You’ll have all your details & you can bring this PDF to your next team meeting to get everyone on the same page & ready to hit the ground running!

Value: $47

04
THE QUICK START VIDEO

Follow our 10-minute Quick Start video instructions to get your launch plan template in & customized today. You’ll also receive a second video if you want to hear a bit about the Why’s of how the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan templates are set up.

Value: $7

Total Value: $348
 
FOR ONLY $297 $37

 

You can have your next launch plan done in just 2 hours.

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HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS...

 

1. Grab your digital copy of the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan here.

 

2. Check your inbox for your login info so you can jump in and get started today!

 

3. Upload the launch plan template to your Asana or Trello.

 

4. Customize your launch plan based on your team size & timeline.

 

5. Share it with your team & then LAUNCH your genius into the world!

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Grab the Dirty Alchemy Launch Plan today and give your business the quick cash injection—and the sustainable stream of revenue—it needs.

 

GRAB THE DIRTY ALCHEMY LAUNCH PLAN TODAY...

$297

NOW ONLY $37

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100% Money Back Guarantee

If you’re not 100% satisfied with the workshop within 7 days, we will offer you a full refund.