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The radical copywriting course for Visionary Entrepreneurs to write words that sell out offers, fill up business ecosystems with soulmate clients, and ignite the revolution that you're destined to lead.

FUCK YES I'M IN!

The radical copywriting course for Visionary Entrepreneurs to write words that sell out offers, fill up business ecosystems with soulmate clients, and ignite the revolution that you're destined to lead.

FUCK YES I'M IN!

In an online reality where AI is already writing over 50% of content on the internet


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...your quickest and easiest path to the fame, fortune and impact you crave is by unearthing your revolutionary voice and elevating into your next level of thought leadership.

Copywriting Alchemy is where you learn to cut through the noise, stop the scroll, and where your words become lightning bolts straight to the soul of the people you’re here to serve.

It's time to deliver your truest message & finally stop censoring your genius

Let me guess


When you sit down to write your next post or email, you’re saying what you think you should say.

You’re saying what you think people want to hear from you.

You’re holding back your wild brutal (magnetic) ideas, words, and work.

You have whispers (or screams) of the Truest message you’re here to deliver, but you’re staying safe.

You have a 'comfortable business' + sharing this Truth will shake the boat.

It’s time to stir the pot, witch ;)

Learn the skills & strategies to cultivate your voice, relax your nervous system & lean into your unique thought leadership.

That will inevitably lead to your biggest income & visibility leaps, and having clients show up "out of nowhere."

I ended 2024 making $500,972 cash in 5 months selling low ticket offers, high ticket offers, and everything in between.

After 10,326 students and clients between my marketing agency & online courses & digital products...

I've learned that the folks who make the most money, have the highest profit margins (to the tune of 80%+), always have raving fans, and magnetize collabs to them, like they eat PR reps for breakfast — 

— are naturally brilliant word-smiths and copywriters OR have been properly schooled in copywriting.

Great copy is the secret sauce to:

  • Attracting totally aligned strangers into your corner of the internet
  • Have people who just bought from you excited to actually dive into your latest offer
  • Re-signing clients again & again for your latest offer, program or coaching
  • Receiving oodles of gushing testimonials
  • Inspiring people to take the next step with you
  • Supporting clients as soon as they enter your container - so they feel held & actually go through your program
  • Offboarding clients once the container closes, so they feel proud of themselves & amazed at the work you’ve done together

My student Nina learned magnetic copywriting & infused her marketing with the energy of transformation & became fully booked in year 1.

I WANT WHAT SHE'S HAVING!

How do we do this?

  • World Building: Ever read a fiction book that draws you in from the first page & changes your life forever? Your business ecosystem can have the same effect.

  • Storytelling: Your story is what sets you apart and prevents you from being a just another [coach, designer, course
] on the internet.

  • Copywriting Skills: Copywriting is a science and an art form. It’s writing with an end result in mind. Learn the skills that have made my clients millions.

  • Energetic Attunement: Your words can be intentionally infused with emotions and energy.

Copywriting Alchemy

✹ Words that sell & Cast spells ✹

Formerly known as "Regenerative Copywriting Studio"

Learn how to craft world-changing, money-making copy that stops the scroll, sparks movements, and sells with ease—whether you’re a seasoned entrepreneur or just getting started.

I AM READY TO SIGN UP!

If you are feeling the call to make real change on the planet & LEAD the change you want to see in the world — NOW is the time. Spellbinding copywriting is how.

Tired of push, push, push marketing? 

Brilliant copywriting is how you effortlessly PULL people into your sphere

It never needs to feel sleazy.

Here’s why –

Copywriting alchemy is the essence of attraction marketing.

And like a fruit ripening on a vine, it can be effortless.

(I know that idea might feel totally outrageous right now - but trust me. 

Once you get down the principles & formulas I teach in this program, you’ll realize just how much unnecessary suffering you’ve been through)

I'M READY TO LEARN FROM YOU!

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

✹6+ HOURS OF DEEP DIVE TRAININGS

  • How to Write Seductive & Emotionally Compelling Copy
  • Cultivating your voice + Leaning into Thought Leadership
  • Scroll-stopping, Enrapturing Storytelling
  • The ULTIMATE Specific Copy Practice I use before *every* launch to write copy that meets your people where they are now.
  • Hands-on Demonstration: 8 Ways to Make Your Shit More Readable
  • My Ritual for Becoming a Fast Writer - Write better in less time.
  • How to Create a Powerful Revolution for People to Get Behind (using copywriting)


 and many more.

✹QUICK Rx COPY FIXES

  • Get my 12 Copywriting Quick Tips that you can apply to copy you’ve already written, or start from scratch to make your next email magnetic
  • Use my 3 "Copy Checkpoint" hacks to test & improve copy after you’ve written it
  • Learn 12 easy-to-implement marketing psychology statistics that will up your conversion rates
  • Learn how I repurpose Copy to use again and again and on different platforms

✹"COPYWRITING IN ACTION"

  • 4 Hyper-practical trainings on Optin Pages, Sales Pages, and Email/Social Media Posts that WORK - We’re bringing abstract concepts to life with REAL examples of great copy. Whether you’re looking for support with your website or your next launch (or both!), you’ll walk away crystal clear on how to use these principles to make your marketing more compelling. 

✹TEMPLATES & RESOURCES

  • Dozens of templates and resources so you never need to start with a blank page! Including:
  • Sales Page Template Lead Magnet Optin Page Template
  • Sales Email Sequence Template
  • Show Up Live Email Sequence Template
  • Avatar Questionnaire Worksheet (that actually works & feels good)
  • The 5 Secrets of a Spellbinding Sales Page
  • 9 Seductive Ways to Structure Your Copy for Engagement + Conversion
  • 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts

Today's Price:

$997

I'M READY TO WRITE WORDS THAT SELL

Or get started today for as little as $199!

My student Kylee pivoted her business to more soul-aligned offerings, and using the templates & trainings in Copywriting Alchemy,  she 18x'd (!!!) her revenue!

OKAY, I KNOW I NEED THIS MAGIC!

Want a sneak-peek preview?

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I'M READY TO DO THIS!

After 1147 emails sent, 1396 Instagram posts, and over 750,000 words written in the last year alone...

I can without a doubt teach you to write GOOD (effective, soul-stirring) copy FAST

Like my student Nicole 👉

👈 And my student Stephanie

I WANT TO BE A JOYFULLY PROLIFIC WRITER!

My evil secret intention for you is to actually start loving writing đŸ‘č

And instead of being a gross "chore to make money" đŸ€ź become the way you express your gifts, make REAL change in the world, inspire the collective (and make money as the by-product 😉)

Juuuust like the epic humans who have already taken Copywriting Alchemy:

GIVE ME INSTANT ACCESS!

Your Questions Answered

If you got all the way down to the bottom of the page & just want to see the fuckton of testimonials Copywriting Alchemy has received...

Please indulge yourself (and know this gets to be possible for you too)

2025 is your year to finally write World-Changing, Money-Making Copy.

 
Release all the doubt & sleaze you’ve felt around copywriting in the past.
In Copywriting Alchemy, you’ll welcome in a new era of intentional & effortless copywriting with skills that will serve you & your business for life.

I'M READY FOR COPYWRITING ALCHEMY
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