Sam Garcia & Dirty Alchemy presents…
A NEW ONLINE MEMBERSHIP
THE REGENERATIVE BUSINESS ECOSYSTEM
The monthly ecosystem for online rebels, witches, and wildly creative entrepreneurs who want to build regenerative businesses that actually nourish their bodies, bank accounts, and the world
(without selling their souls to the algorithm or burning out on endless launch cycles)
The doors close AND founders price disappears on Monday, July 7th at 11:59pm PT.
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If you're a spell-casting, strategy-nerding, marketing-hating weirdo genius with a body that's begging for rest and a soul that knows you're meant for more…
… you're in the right place!
Especially if you’re craving a business that supports your nervous system and your next $100K+ leap
(with less stress, more spaciousness, and a whole lot more you).
I'm a regenerative business strategist, copywriting sorceress, and the behind-the-scenes brain of some of the most magnetic, weird-ass 7- & 8-figure businesses in the online space.
I’ve helped launch wildly profitable offers, scale rebellious brands, and grow my own business to multiple-7-figures (without betraying my values).
But I remember what it was like before all that...
Before the systems. Before the mentorship. Before the clarity that makes your whole body exhale.
I remember launching into the void and hearing crickets. I remember spiraling in indecision, tweaking my sales page at midnight, convinced this one word was the reason no one was buying. I remember the shame. The doubt. The exhaustion.
More than anything, I remember wasting so much fcking time trying to piece together a business from freebies, half-finished programs, and formulas that were never made for someone like me.
Not because I wasn’t capable. But because I didn’t have the right ecosystem to grow inside. The right rhythm. The right rituals. The right support.
That’s what I built this for.
I created The Regenerative Business Ecosystem for the rebellious, values-led entrepreneur who's ready to build a business that actually feels good - to your nervous system, your bank account, and your soul.
It’s for the creative visionary who wants to scale sustainably, sell ethically, and show up in their full weird brilliance - without hustling, overgiving, or burning it all down every quarter.
You’ll get a full-body-yes roadmap for building and evolving your business - from your first offer all the way to a legacy-level ecosystem.
- No more cobbling together advice that doesn’t fit
- No more worshipping at the altar of the algorithm or launch cycles that leave you fried
- No more wondering if you’re “doing it wrong” because it doesn’t look like the business bros who’ve never met a chakra
Instead, you’ll receive:
- Personalized guidance on what phase of business you’re in & what to focus on next
- Full access to every program I’ve ever created (plus rituals, templates, and systems that actually work)
- Live support to refine your strategy, move through stuck points, and get seen for the genius you are
This is your whole ecosystem for growing a business that funds your wildest visions while supporting your body, your values, and your future.
The Regenerative Business Ecosystem is your secret vault of business sorcery
... every course, template, ritual, and strategy I’ve ever created, plus exclusive access to me and my evolving body of work.
All in one place, for magical misfits who want to grow something that actually lasts.
You’ll get access to:
- The exact launch emails, sales pages, and funnels I’ve used to generate millions in revenue
- The behind-the-scenes rituals, spells, and trancework that have unblocked clients mid-launch, tripled income, and sparked next-level creative downloads
- My personal Radical Riches Pathway that shows you exactly which phase of business you’re in & what to focus on next, whether you're planting seeds or scaling a legacy
- Live monthly calls where I offer the real-time, nuanced support you’d get as a private client
- A private community of brilliant weirdos who actually get what it’s like to build a business with integrity — plus exclusive audio drops on what’s pulsing in the collective field
Like I said: this is for the rebel entrepreneur who’s done stitching together strategies from AI hype, bro-business blueprints, or “inspo” tweets from Elon Musk & ready for a regenerative ecosystem that respects your energy and your intelligence.
Now, to be clear…
You don’t need me to build a regenerative business.
You can absolutely do this alone - research launch strategies on YouTube, stitch together systems from freebies and outdated advice, and figure it all out as you go.
You’re resourceful. You’re powerful. You’ve already built so much from scratch.
I did it that way too!
And I’ve got the folder full of half-finished courses, launch spreadsheets that made my eyeballs bleed, and the 3am nervous system meltdowns to prove it.
But if you’d rather wake up with a clear, phase-specific roadmap,
every template, ritual, and strategy you need at your fingertips,
and a community of brilliant, values-aligned weirdos who believe in wealth and collective liberation…
If you’re craving support that actually honors your energy, your brilliance, and the future you’re trying to build...
And if you want all that for less than most people spend on monthly subscriptions they forgot they had...
Keep reading. This might just be your ecosystem.
Ready to join the only community where sensitive, rebellious entrepreneurs are turning their ideas into recurring income, launching on their own terms, and growing ecosystems that feed both their bank accounts and their movements —
— while syncing to regenerative rhythms that honor their bodies, values, and vision for the world?
the REGENERATIVE BUSINESS ECOSYSTEM
The monthly ecosystem for online rebels, witches, and wildly creative entrepreneurs who want to build regenerative businesses that actually nourish their bodies, bank accounts, and the world (without selling their souls to the algorithm or burning out on endless launch cycles)
Get the exact roadmap, rituals, and real-time support you need to scale your income, deepen your impact, and build a business that actually feels good to run.
Here’s how the Regenerative Business Ecosystem works:
- Start your membership today and get instant access to every course, template, ritual, and strategy I’ve ever created – including the Radical Riches Pathway, which shows you exactly where you are in your business journey and what to focus on next.
- Come to our live monthly calls for real-time support on your messaging, launches, strategy, and capacity – plus somatic tools to regulate your nervous system, move through blocks as they arise, and expand your capacity to be seen in your Big Mission.
- Finally have a dedicated space to build your business in rhythm with your values, surrounded by other rebellious entrepreneurs who get it (and won’t make you explain why you care about justice and want to make bank).
- Get support for your entire journey – from refining your next offer or relaunching your signature course, to expanding your business into a regenerative, legacy-level ecosystem.
Here’s exactly what you get as a Regenerative Business Ecosystem member:
1. COMPLETE REGENERATIVE BUSINESS LIBRARY
Get instant access to every course I’ve ever created – including Copywriting Alchemy, Evergreen Ecosystems, Sacred Attraction Formula, and other programs that teach you how to write copy that sells and casts spells, build regenerative funnels, and launch without draining your life force.
(Plus all the mini-courses on offers, branding, team building, and systems that actually work.)
2. THE RADICAL RICHES PATHWAY
Follow my step-by-step roadmap for growing a legacy-level regenerative business – no matter where you're starting from.
You’ll get clear, phase-specific guidance on what to focus on next, and what to stop wasting energy on (so you’ll never again ask, “What should I be doing right now?”)
3. LIVE MONTHLY CALLS
Twice a month, we gather for real-time support, strategy hot seats, somatic coaching, and nuanced, energetically-attuned insight into your copy, launches, team, and business model.
Bring your mess. Bring your magic. Bring your stuck spots and your BIG WINS.
(No junior coaches. No AI bots. Actually me, and the honest, loving support you’d get as a private client.)
4. EXCLUSIVE AUDIO DROPS
Tap into a private podcast feed where I share behind-the-scenes riffs on what’s pulsing in the collective field, creative downloads, energetic patterns I’m seeing in business, and how I’m navigating growth inside my own ecosystem.
It’s part forecast, part permission slip, part energetic recalibration.
5. VAULT OF TEMPLATES & RITUALS
Access a growing library of 50+ tools - including sales page frameworks, onboarding sequences, launch timelines, pricing calculators, email templates, and pre-launch rituals that anchor your energy before you even hit “publish.”
Fan favorites include:
→ My highest-converting cart close email
→ The onboarding sequence that feels like a secret initiation
→ The spreadsheet I use to plan regenerative launch timelines
6. COMMUNITY OF BRILLIANT WEIRDOS
Connect with hundreds of rebellious, visionary leaders – entrepreneurs who believe in justice and joy, ritual and revenue, softness and strategy.
Inside our private Kajabi Community space, you’ll find collaborators, deep friendships, business support, and a sense of belonging you didn’t know you were missing.
BONUS: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
If you want a faster, easier way to know exactly where to start (instead of getting lost in the sea of resources)...
You’ll get direct, personalized guidance from me.
As soon as you join, you’ll fill out a short (and slightly magical) intake form. I’ll personally review your responses and point you to the most aligned tools, trainings, and practices based on your energy, business model, and goals.
Not only will you save hours (and avoid that “I should be doing everything” spiral), but you’ll also get a starting point that actually makes sense for you, so you can dive into the work that moves the needle right now.
the REGENERATIVE BUSINESS ECOSYSTEM
The monthly ecosystem for online rebels, witches, and wildly creative entrepreneurs who want to build regenerative businesses that actually nourish their bodies, bank accounts, and the world—without selling their souls to the algorithm or burning out on endless launch cycles.
WHAT'S INCLUDED IN YOUR MEMBERSHIP
Monthly Membership
$199/month
$150/month
✔️ Complete Regenerative Business Library ($6,441 if you buy on their own)
✔️ The Radical Riches Pathway (your step-by-step roadmap through every stage of business growth)
✔️ Live Monthly Calls with Sam
✔️ The Business Sorcery Vault (50+ templates, rituals, and behind-the-scenes tools I actually use)
✔️ Exclusive Audio Drops (private podcast feed with unfiltered, real-time insight + creative downloads)
✔️ Community of Magical Misfits (hosted on Kajabi Community)
🌟 BONUS: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
START TODAY AS A MONTHLY MEMBERAnnual Membership
$1,800
$1,500 (aka 2 months free)
Everything in the monthly membership:
✔️ Complete Regenerative Business Library
✔️ The Radical Riches Pathway
✔️ Live Monthly Calls with Sam
✔️ The Business Sorcery Vault
✔️ Exclusive Audio Drops
✔️ Community of Magical Misfits
🌟 BONUS: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
🌟 BONUS: plus the satisfaction of knowing you just saved $300 and committed to a full year of business that actually feels good to run.
START TODAY AS AN ANNUAL MEMBERDoors close & Founders Price disappears in...
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Don’t take my word for it. Here’s what my students are saying:
“Celebrating that in the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term astro-coaching since dissolving my Patreon and I haven't even announced this yet to my newsletter or IG community.
"This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output. Yes yes yes.”
– Britten
“This last month I had my highest monthly income and worked with least amount of clients -yessss!….
"AND my long term client/mentee said yes to coaching and starts in January! Thank you all for the support and patience…this experience working with y’all continues to be the gift that keeps on giving ;)”
– Christine
“The day after we spoke, I sold a $4700 coaching package and it was the EASIEST call I've ever had! She was SO excited to PAY IN FULL ON THE PHONE and didn't even ASK THE PRICE, and didn't bat an eye when I told her!
"AND she said she LOVED the idea of committing to a package!
"AND she is the successful executive woman that wants to feel sexy and feminine and is ready to invest in her transformation that you planted the seed in my mind as an ideal client a couple months ago! 🤯”
— Sureya
“I’ve already received more money than the amount I'd set for myself this month, and I haven't even completed making or sharing an offer yet :)”
— Yeeve
“I feel so held by Sam Garcia. Best decision I made all year was to be a part of this group.”
– Olga
“I've been on this path and bought soo many business courses, but nothing has equaled the shifts & jumps & magick I've experienced here with you lovely ladies!
"Thank you so much for offering this beautiful container 💜🙏🏼”
– Teresa
“I reviewed my journal this morning from when I first said yes to this program. I have wildly surpassed all the number goals I wrote down.
"I've been very held here and felt extremely resourced.”
— B
“Every month that I've been in the container, I’ve doubled my income easily. Like, super duper easily with no extra work. I'm not even pitching, it's just flowing in.
"The ease with which it has happened is incredible. All of that is because this is a very magical container.”
- Robin
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
So what exactly do I get every month?
Do I get instant access to everything when I sign up?
If I join as a monthly member, can I upgrade to an annual membership later?
What’s your cancellation policy?
I’m not great at marketing / funnels / writing copy—will this still work for me?
Does this include Copywriting Alchemy / Evergreen Ecosystems / Sacred Attraction Formula?
I have a super specific business model—will this still work for me?
What if I don’t know what phase of business I’m in—or where to start?
Do I need fancy software or a team to implement what you teach?
I have one more question. How can I reach out to you?
Why now??
Because your business doesn’t need more ideas.
It needs traction. Focus. Momentum.
And trying to build regenerative wealth in an exploitative, toxic system? That takes support.
You could keep piecing together freebies and following half-aligned advice from strangers on the internet…
Or you could enter an ecosystem built for your brilliance.
One that holds your vision, expands your capacity, and gives you the tools to grow without sacrificing your soul.
Because the next season of your business gets to feel rooted.
Resourced. Relational. Regenerative.
And this space is here to help you build it.
If you got all the way down to the bottom of the page & just want to see the fuckton of testimonials my programs have received...
Please indulge yourself (and know this gets to be possible for you too)
“Crazy #win! I just has a whole sales page flowing out of my brain (from the spirit of my business) written down and on my website! Thanks to the sales page copy!
“I am absolutely blown away by what I created with these resources! Launching soooon! Like in the next hour :) Damn, that was some magic I just created! You and your team have created a really great process that can be completely individualized for our businesses.”
– Candice Currie
“The more I'm really myself in my work and show up as me, the more my biz grows in the ways I want. I've had my first funnel get quite a few signups!"
– Julia Skinner
“I can't believe how much value is in here! I want to slow right down and soak it all in.”
– Emily Dyer-Schiefer
"I went from zero sales in 3 months to a 75% conversion rate and signing 3 people in 2 days."
"WoooooHooooo! I have my LIVE webinar for my launch starting in 2 hours with 986 people registered! I stopped registrations because I reached my tech limit of 500!"
"My email list has grown, I feel way more confident in how I show up, I’ve had a total energetic transplant and mindset shift regarding visibility and money. I understand the nuts and bolts and bigger picture of how digital marketing works."
“I’ve experienced deep clarity around which program of mine needs to become my main principle body of work. For the first time in my business, I have a solid plan and I know why I know why I'm doing the things I'm doing.
“I have a schedule, I have operating procedures, and that is revolutionary for this Sagittarian flying-by-the-seat-of-your-pants kind of person.”
– Tamara
“These past 2 months I’ve had 9 speaking events. All are by invitation, none are ones that I pitched for. Basically one speaking thing led to another & another.
“Thank you for last month's coaching about pricing!!! One gig was going to pay $500 but then with your coaching I said my rate was $2500. They didn't blink.”
– Benita
“I’m showing up STRONG, bold, and consistently on social media. I have over 200 new email subscribers in the past month. I interviewed a leader in my industry for my podcast - it became my favorite episode ever.
“I’m consistently receiving glowing feedback from clients and huge results. I’ve been selling from the heart as an authentic human (One convo in particular went from him saying he feels like he's not ready, to HELL YES LET'S GO. Without any icky pushing or convincing.)
“Plus I was able to pay in FULL for a life-changing professional certification that I've been wanting to do for the last couple years :')”
– Nadine Hamilton
“I want to celebrate that I paid my assistant the most I have ever paid her for a month - almost what I have paid her for an entire year in the past. For ONE MONTH. And it feels so good.
She supported me immensely throughout this past summit and I'm now much more accustomed to recognizing tasks that I just don't want to do and prefer that she accomplish because she just gets it done without all the endless thoughts I would have. #sorefreshing”
– Helena Grant
“Because of this course, I transitioned to full-time consulting! No more time-sucking, energy-draining W2 job for the first time ever in my professional life.
“I’m over the moon, and I’m making twice as much money, which is WILD. I’ve always associated money with struggle, as in if you want to make more money, you have to be ready to struggle more.
“I am living the reality right now that this is not necessarily the case, because I feel so much more free and peaceful right now as my income is literally doubling. It is such a beautiful thing.”
– Azara Krovatin
“Whatever material level results happen in your business, there’s huge transformation in just being in this container… and the resources, slides and extras that Sam gives (she really comes into her triple Virgo / Gemini rising own) that you’ll have forever are amazing. It really helped me keep up momentum and morale, especially as I did this container during the most transformative time of my life.”
– Elyna
“I attracted more inquiries this past month than I had in November and December combined.”
– Shannon
“I can't tell you how much this means to me. I can really see not only the improvement in the sales page, but the way that this clarity and these ideas are serving all the copy for my business!"
– Jamie Ridler
“I made my 10K goal without even trying or realizing it until I ran my numbers at the end of the month! I also feel really clear about what I'm doing this year, it feels aligned, it's coming from ME and I'm excited about it.”
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Ready to join?
Here’s a recap of what you get:
Monthly Membership
$199/month
$150/month
✔️ Full access to the Regenerative Business Library
✔️ The Radical Riches Pathway to guide your growth stage-by-stage
✔️ 2x/month live calls with Sam
✔️ Vault of 50+ templates, rituals, and business systems
✔️ Exclusive private podcast feed
✔️ Community of magical misfits
🌟 BONUS: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
Annual Membership
$1,800
$1,500 (2 months free)
✔️ Everything included in the monthly membership
✔️ Plus $300 off (AKA 2 months free)
🌟 BONUS: Personalized Onboarding with Sam
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