Sam Garcia & Dirty Alchemy presents…
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REGENERATIVE BUSINESS ECOSYSTEM
The all-inclusive pass to business success spiked with wild synchronicities, overflowing creativity, and the P+L statements that have your accountant asking what other causes you want to donate to this year (for the tax break)
For thought leaders, creatives, and conscious online business owners looking to tap into the exponential energy reserve of their legacy
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Nature is the ultimate systems designer.
When your business is built in coherence with her patterns and your deepest calling, the world rearranges itself in response – offering the results that no algorithm could plan for you.
Like - an evergreen funnel that finally works & takes your monthly revenue from $20K average to $80K average - making 50% of last year's income in the first month of the year - 500 workshop signups while you're away on a silent meditation retreat...
(Yes, those are just a few of my student's real results)
I'm not gonna lie - I resisted creating this for over a year.
My intuition was poking at me, but my mind was pushing back.
I've been on the backend of membership that were a nightmare to run (because people didn't want to stay).
I've been in memberships that made me just feel like a number, with a big to-do list dumped on my lap.
I knew I wanted a way for people to access every single program I've ever created.
(and students asking if there was a way to do that)
I knew I wanted a way for my people to connect & network with wildly creative, neurodivergent, activist-minded, wealth-positive rebels.
(off of Meta)
I knew I wanted a way to work with you directly every single month & deepen into the implementation of regenerative business design, copywriting alchemy, and using magic as the anchor for growth.
(and the number of DMs I've received from people asking for more live calls...)
I also know that launching a membership based on my high standards would mean quite a few tweaks to "business as usual"...
There were certain standards I wasn’t willing to compromise:
1. Every member would need a path that actually fits them – not a one-size-fits-all formula.
That’s why, the moment you join, you get instant access to the Radical Riches Pathway—a step-by-step orientation that shows you exactly what phase of business you’re in (from zero to legacy) and what to focus on next.
You’ll immediately know which trainings to prioritize, which spells or practices to anchor into, and what real-world assignments will actually move the needle.
And you won’t be left to figure it out alone.
2. Personalized Onboarding w/ Sam
We begin with personalized onboarding, where I guide you toward the most aligned tools and trainings based on your energy, your goals, and your business model.
3. Live Calls every month
(Implementation, Somatic Embodiment, Q&A, Copywriting Critiques...)
The best business support doesn’t come from a course. It comes from understanding the nuance you + your business needs.
That’s why I designed RBE to include live support, not just prerecorded lessons.
Every month, we gather live so you can bring your real questions:
Strategy. Sales. Messaging. Team. Launch plans. Or the quiet, shamey stuff like “Why does this feel hard when it’s supposed to be working?”
You’ll get answers directly from me (not a junior coach, not an AI bot) with the nuance, honesty, and energetic attunement you’d get as a private client.
4. True resilient systems center around the long-term vision
In order to grow a resilient ecosystem that stays strong in chaotic times, you have to think in decades – not just current trends.
RBE is built around seasonal, regenerative rhythms, not constant output.
You’re allowed to slow down. Go quiet. Let things compost.
We don’t punish pauses here... we design for them.
5. The moment you join, you get access to everything I’ve ever created
– because I want you to have what you need, when you need it.
Many of us (myself included) process through immersion – we like to flood our systems with new ideas, make unexpected connections, follow the spark.
Business growth isn’t always linear; it’s often subtle shifts across multiple areas at once that create exponential results.
6. A community that welcomes the joy and paradox of rebelling against the toxic, exploitative systems, while also making more money than ever...
The people this work attracts are some of the most grounded, visionary, and integrity-filled entrepreneurs I’ve ever met, and that didn’t happen by accident...
This isn’t just a space to learn; it’s a place to find collaborators, creative kin, and lifelong friendships that fuel the work and the person doing it.
ALL OF MY FULL COURSES, INCLUDING:
Copywriting Alchemy
Learn to write words that sell and cast spells.
This is storytelling meets sales strategy—so your launches feel like love letters, not manipulation.
Evergreen Ecosystems
Redesign your funnel so it actually supports you. Less pressure, more pleasure. A steady stream of aligned buyers—without constant launch cycles.
Sacred Attraction Formula
Discover your aligned launch method. This bestselling course helps you launch without selling your soul—by aligning with your own energy, values, and natural magnetism.
Peak Visibility
Your visibility plan without the burnout. For those of us who don’t want to go viral—but do want our work to be seen, known, and felt.
Monetize Your Magic
A 7-module business reset for spiritual online service providers ready to raise their prices, refine their messaging, and build consistent, soul-aligned income—without compromising their intuition or weirdness.
ALL THE MINI COURSES, INCLUDING:
Drool Worthy Offers
Craft an irresistible, soul-aligned offer that practically sells itself. Because no matter how brilliant your work is—if the container isn’t clear and magnetic, your people won’t bite.
Mini Offer Madness
Make money fast with a bite-sized, low-lift offer that energizes your audience and business. Perfect for a cash injection, a creativity reset, or a way to test a new idea without overbuilding.
Somatic Branding Masterclass
Define the felt sense of your brand so that your presence does the heavy lifting. This masterclass goes beyond logos and fonts. It’s about identity, resonance, and the subtle cues that make people feel you.
Build Your Dream Team
Hire the right person in 30 days or less. Because scaling shouldn’t mean doing more—it means being supported more. This course helps you hire consciously and regeneratively.
Your Root System
Systems, metrics, and time management that feel like soul care. Finally understand how to track what matters, automate with integrity, and run your business in a way that honors your energy.
That’s over $6,441 of trainings & we haven’t even touched the template vault, live calls, community, or personalized onboarding.
Inside the Regenerative Business Ecosystem, you receive:
- Full access to the entire Dirty Alchemy course library
Every self-paced program I’ve ever created – unlocked from day one. ($6,000+ value) - The Radical Riches Pathway
Track your evolution across 5 distinct stages of regenerative growth, with money milestones, embodiment checkpoints, and business expansion rituals. - Audio Drops (private podcast feed)
Intimate, unfiltered audio drops where I share what’s pulsing in the collective field, shifts I’m seeing in business, creative downloads, nuances on course teachings, and the behind-the-scenes of building a regenerative company. - A grounded, peer-led community
An intentional space where ideas are exchanged, visibility is witnessed, and support is rooted in shared values. Hosted on Kajabi Community. - Personalized onboarding from Sam
You’ll share where you’re at, and I’ll personally direct you to the best place to begin within RBE. - Rituals, tools & templates that actually shift things
These are literally the exact tools I used to build a 7-figure business without frying my nervous system. Templates, systems, and practices that actually helped. If I’ve ever handed a client a doc and said ‘This will change everything’ - it’s in here.
JOIN NOW: FOUNDING MEMBER PRICING
Full price: $1800/year or $199/month
OR
You get 2 months free when you pay annually – and for a lot of folks, that kind of upfront leap is what anchors them into the work. It creates a container. A signal to yourself that you’re in.
This membership may be new, but the work isn’t. Many of my clients stay for years because we don’t do surface-level here.
This founding member price won’t be offered again.
If you’ve been circling this work, now is the time to step in.
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What is a "founding member?"
While my work has been around for years, this is the first time I'm opening a membership within Dirty Alchemy.
After over a year of reflection & contemplation around how to create something that deeply serves my people, the Regenerative Business Ecosystem was born.
As a founding member, you are joining at the outset.
You are an OG.
And if you've been in my world for a while, you know that I love to shower my early adopters with super duper "is this real?" pricing.
You will be a core part of shaping this membership. Your fingerprints will be all over it.
And I can't wait to be apart of this with you.
My wish is for regenerative business to be the standard. Where starting a business inherently means making a better place.
While that feels a bit farfetched when watching the news - I believe it is in our blood to be stewards for good on this planet.
And when we show people that there is a better way - a way that actually feels good to our bodies and souls - then it can catch like wildfire ❤️🔥
I believe business should feel like a spell cast in alignment with your legacy – not a hustle to survive capitalism.
I believe the fire in your veins is the most strategic asset you have.
I believe business should nourish your nervous system, not fry it.
Get immediate access to everything.
Bring your questions to our live calls twice a month and get real support, straight from me. Inside the private community, you’ll find depth, nuance, and people who actually get it. Share your process. Ask messy questions. Be witnessed in the real behind-the-scenes of building a business with a soul.
Because this is the first day of the founding member launch, you get everything for:
$1500/year
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$150/month
($1800/year or $199/month full price)
You save $5191+ and step into a whole ecosystem of magic, strategy, and support.
What Past Clients Have Said About My Containers:
This is a select list from a Google Doc containing many many more testimonials from past clients and students...
“This last month I had my highest monthly income and worked with least amount of clients -yessss!….
"AND my long term client/mentee said yes to coaching and starts in January! Thank you all for the support and patience…this experience working with y’all continues to be the gift that keeps on giving ;)”
– Christine
“The other magical business owners I’ve met here are Kind, generous, powerful, insightful, creative, leading new innovation into their fields. I’ve made friends and supporters for life!”
- Caroline
“Celebrating that in the last few weeks I've secured 4 out of 8 spots for longer term astro-coaching since dissolving my Patreon and I haven't even announced this yet to my newsletter or IG community.
"This is an exponential increase in revenue with a sliver of the work output. Yes yes yes.”
– Britten
“I feel so held by Sam Garcia. Best decision I made all year was to be a part of this group.”
– Olga
“I've been on this path and bought soo many business courses, but nothing has equaled the shifts & jumps & magick I've experienced here with you lovely ladies!
"Thank you so much for offering this beautiful container 💜🙏🏼”
– Teresa
“I’ve already received more money than the amount I'd set for myself this month, and I haven't even completed making or sharing an offer yet :)”
— Yeeve
“The day after we spoke, I sold a $4700 coaching package and it was the EASIEST call I've ever had! She was SO excited to PAY IN FULL ON THE PHONE and didn't even ASK THE PRICE, and didn't bat an eye when I told her!
"AND she said she LOVED the idea of committing to a package!
"AND she is the successful executive woman that wants to feel sexy and feminine and is ready to invest in her transformation that you planted the seed in my mind as an ideal client a couple months ago! 🤯”
— Sureya
“I reviewed my journal this morning from when I first said yes to this program. I have wildly surpassed all the number goals I wrote down.
"I've been very held here and felt extremely resourced.”
— B
“Every month that I've been in the container, I’ve doubled my income easily. Like, super duper easily with no extra work. I'm not even pitching, it's just flowing in.
"The ease with which it has happened is incredible. All of that is because this is a very magical container.”
- Robin
FAQ
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Still have a question? We got you!
Email us at [email protected] & we will get you sorted.
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