The Dirty Alchemy

Copywriting Bundle

Discover the key ingredients to writing copy that attracts your soulmate clients & transforms them into paying customers with ease.

Learn how to craft heart-centered copy that converts for just $499.

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The Dirty Alchemy Copywriting Bundle has everything you need to write copy that has clients lining up to work with you — from a 5-part video masterclass to easy-to-implement prompts, guides & templates — without trying to squeeze your creative genius into a one-size-fits-all formula that you just aren’t built for.

Inside this bundle, you’ll learn: 

  • Proven strategies to create emotionally compelling copy that writes itself – so that the words that flow effortlessly out of you are exactly what your clients need to hear (no more banging your head against the wall trying to figure out the “right” thing to say)
  • A powerful foundation to copywriting that will save you time so you never need to sink 1+ hours into a single post again
  • Seductive storytelling techniques to make your dream clients devour every one of your emails, blogs, or posts – and comment back telling you they can’t wait to hear more
  • How to write email subject lines so enticing that people can’t help but open them (goodbye, low click-through rates!)
  • Hyper-practical quick tips used by my multiple 6 & 7-figure clients so you can easily review & revamp your copy using the tried-and-true techniques that will make you stand out from other online business owners no matter how saturated the market might seem
  • A proven framework for sharing your personal stories online in a way that keeps your audience engaged & eager to follow in your footsteps

But most importantly…

 

You’ll finally understand that copywriting does NOT need to feel confusing or time consuming – because you’ll know exactly what works to get you the engagement, recognition & sales you deserve.

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100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

If you aren’t completely satisfied with the Drty Alchemy Copywriting Bundle, let us know within the first 48-hours for a full refund. No questions asked.

As a spiritual business owner, you might already sense that copywriting is a supremely magical act.

You’re casting a spell to seduce your audience & entice them to keep connecting with you.

Like magic, it takes a combination of whole-hearted intention & proven strategies to create abundant results.

You can feel creative & expressive in your business without sinking hours into copywriting every week.

In the Dirty Alchemy Copywriting Bundle, you’ll learn how to center your creative energy & your epic vision for your business to write copy that feels aligned with you AND effortlessly transforms your audience into soulmate customers.

You put so much time, energy & love into writing for your business. But if I had to guess, you still feel frustrated & confused with the whole copywriting process.

Every week, you spend hours writing from your heart… but your Instagram posts never seem to get more than a few likes & the only responses to your emails are from that one person pointing out a typo. 

You’re a genius at your craft & you know that the world needs what you can do… but with so many other people selling online, you have no clue how to stand out.

You’re already panicking about your next launch, because you have PTSD from the hours & hours & hours you spent writing copy for your last launch that didn’t work to get enough clients in the door, anyway.

You’re incredible at what you do, you have dozens of glowing testimonials & your work has already transformed so many lives. So why aren’t more people lining up to work with you?

You want to believe that all this time you’ve poured into marketing is going to help you change more lives & make more money in the long run...

… but then you’re looking at the 2% click through rate on your latest email & wonder, “Am I missing something here??”

It’s time to optimize your copywriting so that you generate engagement, recognition & sales with every word.

Imagine how easy your business would feel if you could…

    • Catch your audience’s attention mid-scroll so that they read your full post and follow through on your call to action

    • Having a marketing plan you love because you finally know how to write copy that sells your programs & offers without ever feeling icky

    • Never again feel like you need to “convince” your audience to buy from you, because they already know how powerful your work is

    • Get 30%+ open rates on your emails when you unlock the key to crafting powerful stories with engaging subject line

    • Turn your business into a legacy by putting your message out into the world with loving, compassionate copywriting that feels fully aligned with your soul purpose

When you learn the masterful copywriting techniques I teach in this bundle, all of this and so much more becomes available to you.

Release your copywriting drama & start writing copy that converts.

  Most business coaching programs have zero to say about good copywriting. 

As a magical person, you have to resort to going through “bro marketing” trainings that feel completely out of integrity… or you start throwing random words at the page & hoping they work, only to end up with crickets in your DMs.

This leaves you feeling out of control, frustrated with your marketing & out of touch with your audience. All things that will make your dream clients run in the other direction.

I’ve spent the past 10 years working with spiritual online businesses to learn the proven strategies that will convert your audience into soulmate-level clients you love working with… while transforming the slog of copywriting into joyful, creative expression that energizes you.

The best part? With this bundle, you can do all this while getting back hours every week.

That’s more time to focus on money-making tasks, spend time with your friends & family, hone your craft, be in nature, or just take a 2-hour nap at noon on a Tuesday.

You can keep doing it the old way, slowly building resentment toward your business because no matter how much time & energy you spend copywriting, you never see the results you want… 

… or you can get back your time & energy when you discover how to write masterful copy using the Dirty Alchemy Copywriting Bundle.

 

  Ready to get more sales, opt-ins & engagement with every word you write?
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Here's what you'll get...

 

5-Part Video Series on Writing Seductive Copy that Converts

Rethink everything you know about copywriting as a spiritual business owner. This video series will teach you how to write highly engaging and emotionally compelling copy, while bringing in the energetics of attracting your dream clients & turning them into paying customers.

You’ll learn the foundational copywriting skills that business owners need to grow their business and get more clients, while staying true to the grand vision you have for your business.

Anatomy of a Personal Story Instagram/Facebook Post/Email that Converts

Marketing is all about human connection – but so often, entrepreneurs share personal stories online that push their ideal clients away, instead of inspiring them to take the next step to work with you. In this guide, you’ll learn the anatomy of a personal story sales post for Instagram, Facebook, or email that converts your readers into new clients.

3 Quick Tips for Subject Lines with an Epic Click-Through Rate

This guide will show you exactly what to include (and what to avoid) in your email subject lines so that your ideal clients can’t resist clicking & reading through. You’ll save those 20 minutes (or more…) that you usually spend coming up with a catchy subject line. 

You’ll be amazed at how many people read your next email once you implement these tips! Get ready for your inbox to be full of delighted responses.

30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts

No more head-scratching or hand-wringing when you’re deciding on your next email or social media post. These 30 prompts are going to save you so much time that you would have otherwise spent staring at a blank screen. Dozens of our 6-figure clients have also used these prompts as a starting point for content marketing during launches, including articles, blogs, and podcasts.

The Only Sales Page Template You’ll Ever Need

Sales pages are some of the most important copy you write for your business. It’s where your ideal clients either decide to become paying customers… or bounce off your page. No matter what kind of program you offer – 1:1, group coaching, mastermind, in-person retreat, etc. – your sales page needs to WOW your people or they just won’t sign up.

This template makes it easy for you to craft a sales page that incorporates everything your ideal customers need to hear in order to sign up. It features real business examples to make implementing the template a breeze.

Successful Facebook Ad Examples

Successful Facebook ads can add rocket fuel to your marketing funnel & shoot you over the moon to success. But if you’ve tried to run them before, you know they can sometimes feel like trial & error to see what works. These ad examples are based on copy that worked for my 6 & 7 figure clients to grow their email lists by 1,000s of people eager to jump on their offers as soon as they launch.

Lead Magnet Opt-in Page & Thank You Page Template

This gives you the basic format of many successful lead magnet opt-in pages, so you won’t waste time writing copy that isn’t going to resonate with your ideal clients. It includes examples of lead magnet opt-in pages that have performed well to inspire you as you write your own.

And then what happens when you actually get someone to sign up for your lead magnet or turn them into a customer? This simple thank you page will show you how to make someone feel seen & supported by you from the very first moment they opt into your offer. This is the key to gracefully moving people through your funnel to buy your offers & eventually become repeat customers.

Welcome Email Sequence Template

Too many business owners overlook their welcome sequence… and then they wonder why they aren’t signing any new clients, even though dozens of people have signed up for their free offers. This template will tell you exactly what to write to get new subscribers engaged with your work & intrigued by your paid offers from their first day on your list.

Launch Copy Assets Template

Plan all the copy for your next launch with ease. This spreadsheet breaks down exactly what you copy assets you’ll need as you look forward to your next launch – so you’ll have everything laid out in advance & you won’t need to stay up until 2am the night before you open the doors because you forgot something.

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I'M SAM.

Most would describe me as a mother, wife, and small business owner. But in reality, I am so much more than that. And so are you.

Society may put us in boxes, but that doesn't mean we have to stay there. So let's break free from who we think we should be and start living the fulfilling life we deserve.

Join me on a journey of self-love, self-discovery, and unapologetic confidence.

“I can't tell you how much this means to me. I know that this work is not just improving these particular pieces of copy but also all the copy I will write in the future, not to mention the clarity that I will move forward with about my programs and their story. I can really see not only the improvement in the sales page but the way that clarity and also gathering of materials and ideas is serving my entire course!” 

Jamie, Course Creator & Artist

 

“I had the best month and the best year I’ve ever had. I filled my program with the exact right people and the exact right number of people. I have a sales page that I feel great about – and thanks to your copy guidance, it was much less painful to create than it would have otherwise been.

Member of the Alchemical Business Intensive

 

We did a pre-launch yesterday using the sales page you helped me create and inquiries came pouring in!!! AND we already have a paid in full sign up — BEFORE the launch!!! 🎉 Thank you SO much!”  

Maude, Hypnotherapist

 

“I'm currently experiencing a super gnarly time on multiple levels... and yet in it all, I was able to finalise my sales page 🎉 and write drafts for the first 4 emails in the program launch sequence thanks to the templates 🙌🏻” 

Tamara, Shamanic Practitioner

 

“I feel really good about the final sales page for my program!! I've gotten a couple of new inquiries so that's exciting too!” 

Kim, Somatic Healer

“I’ve had really big breakthroughs in my marketing copy. I love to write, this is a soul-level calling for me, but it's a particular skill set to do marketing writing – to make sure that you're hitting on all the different points that your people will resonate with, and to convey the message you're trying to get across.

 Marketing ties in with selling, and to me selling is sacred, but you need the right kind of writing to welcome people into your circle, to envelop them in your messaging. Now I can ensure that my copy is not just being subliminal, I'm being direct and resonant with who I'm trying to reach.

I consider myself a writer, so I never would've thought like I needed copywriting support, but this has really helped me be more tangible in my writing. I tend to be very ethereal, but I learned how to write copy that really benefits my clients and guides them through a transformation just by reading my stuff.” 

Helena, Channel, Priestess & Coach

IS THE BUNDLE RIGHT FOR YOU?

This is for you if...

  • You’re a spiritual entrepreneur or magical business owner who is tired of sinking time and energy into copywriting that isn’t helping grow your business & you're ready to learn what actually works to engage your audience and sign new clients
  • You're new to online business & want to skip over the trial and error phase & start writing copy that converts from the very beginning
  • You see your business as a legacy you want to leave behind & you know that you need clarity in your messaging to get there
  • You love writing, but you know that copywriting is different from any other kind of writing & you want to perfect your skills in this area
  • You hate writing & you’re ready for it to feel like effortless creative flow instead of drudgery 

This is not for you if...

  • You don't have an online business, or you are unsure about what your offer or service even is yet
  • You're not interested in the spiritual or energetic side of copywriting
  • You don't want to attract or sign any new clients
  • You’d rather try another “proven formula” than discover how to channel your own creative genius to seduce your clients in a way that feels authentic & uniquely you

Join now & get instant access to:

  • The 5-Part Video Series on Writing Seductive Copy that Converts
  • Anatomy of a Personal Story Instagram/Facebook Post/Email that Converts
  • 3 Quick Tips for Subject Lines with an Epic Click-Through Rate
  • 30 Email & Social Media Post Prompts
  • The Only Sales Page Template You’ll Ever Need
  • Successful Facebook Ad Examples
  • Lead Magnet Opt-in Page Template
  • Thank You Page Template
  • Welcome Email Sequence Template
  • Launch Copy Assets Template
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100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

If you aren’t completely satisfied with the Dirty Alchemy Copywriting Bundle, let us know within the first 48-hours for a full refund. No questions asked.